FAQ
Q: Why do you want to rule the world?
A: Because the world is in the hands of idiots and it would be better if I was charge.
That and it clearly is my birthright.
Q: Why should I help you take over the world?
A: Dude can’t you read I answered that on the first page. If you help fund my conquest
of planet earth I will set you up in a nice position in my empire.
Q: If the world is under your control will you make it a utopian society or will we be
living in a living hell?
A: of course it’s going to be a utopian society…for me.
Q: I kind of figured that but how will the world be for the rest of us slobs?
A: That really doesn’t concern me, now does it.
Q: Since your asking for me to fund your plans for world domination I think it will be a
good to know what I’m paying for?
A: oh, in that case. I will try to make sure that the world will be more fare then it is
now. I will allow everyone the chance to an equal education. No one will starve.
Q: Sounds like socialism
A: No the economy will mostly be laissez-faire capitalism.
Q: Wait you said mostly laissez faire why isn’t it 100%?
A I should kill you for the stupidness there are no fully laissez-faire economies. I’ll
effect the market as I see fit.
Q: wow that sounds nice what is the catch?
A: catch? Nothing really just that everyone most pay a small tribute to me and a harem
finest women in the world.
Q: How much of a tribute will I have to pay to you?
A: What every I ask for.
Q: What if I don’t pay?
A: I’ll simply have you killed and take everything you, your family and other loved
own.
Q: What about people that don’t want to be under your rule?
A: I’ll will give them the freedom no longer being placed under my rule.
Q: That sounds nice where will they go?
A: Yes it is more then nice, I will after all be a fare dictator.
Q: that’s good but where would they go if you rule all of earth?
A: I will allow their freedom in the sweet realm of death.
Q: What if someone starts a rebellion against you?
A: Those who rebel against me will be forced to watch unspeakable things happen to
friends and family. After that all of their friends and family will be slaughtered
the rebel will be forced to watched their loved ones die a slow and painful death.
They will then locked up with those images burned in their brains for the rest of their lives.
Q: What if someone tries to speak out against you?
A: They will be force to eat feces and drink urine for a term of years. Afterward they
Will have their eyes goughed out, their thong cut off, their ears sewing up and
Their limbs chopped off.
Q: So there is no freedom of speech?
A: Everyone (people, media etc) will have the right to say whatever they want as
Long as it’s not negative against me.
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